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Posted in Biomechanics is God, Game, Girls, The Id Monster on May 3rd, 2019
I’m finally dating someone who’s not an asshole. And I’m bored. Everything you’ve ever read at the Chateau is here confirmed by a woman suffering the burden of dating a nice guy. (Man’s fault) Via Empa Froga III: JB quips, She’s almost red pilled herself. Rule of thumb: If you’re a beta provider with weak […]
Posted in Game, Rules of Manhood on Apr 25th, 2019
I won’t blow boggy peat up your kilts, boys. Short, grossly fat, and ugly men (SFUs) will have a tougher go of it in the dating market…all else equal. Game — learned charisma — can improve the lot of the male SFUs, but only by so much. The non-famous equivalent of Danny De Vito might […]
Posted in Alpha, Dating, Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Apr 12th, 2019
Via: The soytoff at that snarky website thinks our swole Chad won’t get any takers, but he has no understanding. I predict OopsMyTracksuitPants will swim in snapper in no time. Righteous Disqualification Game recognized! This is how you spark girls’ curiosity. You judge them. If you allow a girl to judge you, she will always […]
farmlegend comments on the relative futility of online dating for men, Broadly concur that OLD [online dating] is shit for 87% of men. As a short, mature, average looking dude (though fit, successful and charmingasfuck) I’ve dabbled in it a few times over the years. What I put into it was wildly disproportionate compared to […]
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Game, Girls, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Mar 27th, 2019
“nothing gets a woman wetter than presenting her with the severed head of my enemy” Another reminder that chicks dig dominant men, and the feminist/SJW assertion that masculinity is toxic to women’s feelings is a bald-cunt’d lie. Last night I heard my husband tell off one of his employees through the phone and it turned […]
Posted in Game on Mar 26th, 2019
A reader introduces the CH audience to Inflected Gibberish Game. Really no point to this story but I thought it was entertaining. I was at a math conference when I was in college and I was drinking coffee. Nothing special about the coffee except it was in a wine glass. For whatever reason they didn’t […]
Zoomed-in link. The next time a leftoid you know brings up “White privilege”, casually inform xir, “that’s just a conspiracy theory”. Another killer reframe: The Russia Collusion story is a “dual loyalty trope”. Manafort memes, coming in hot… (h/t The Excruciationator) PS How about dese fapples? CPAC is literally controlled opposition. Google paid them off […]
Posted in Game, Rules of Manhood on Feb 28th, 2019
Asshole Game is confusing to men who think it means incessantly insulting a woman and generally acting like a huge dick all the time, getting in fights and yelling at girls when things go sour. It’s more nuanced than that. A refined assholery is uncaring and aloof. Indifferent to a girl’s judgment. This is what […]
Posted in Game, Psy Ops, Status Is King on Feb 21st, 2019
A great comment from Asagirian, To clear thing up, we need to speak of White Elite Privilege. The US is really about White Elite Privilege, not White Privilege. White Elites really do have privilege and work hard to justify & keep it by spouting PC cliches about fighting ‘white privilege’, thus spreading the blame around to […]
Posted in Game on Feb 19th, 2019
A reader has used Gimp Dog Game with a chick. Why not? It’s funny af. If a girl is giving you a hard time, or she’s fishing for your thirst, send over Gimp Dog to dance on her un-stroked ego. Gimp Dog is the equal of Birthday Cat in the non sequitur department, he’s just […]
